Sunday, 12 October 2008

Magazines (lets Plunket Breeze)

Everything can be so happy, then you can recieve one email and get a bunch more work to do! I was thinking and decided the world of magazines is an excellent place to cheer oneself up. _____________________

Magazines come in every shape and size and there's pretty much one or more for every subject. In my personal experience, I haven't actually read all that many so I have a lot to learn! There's my mum's Good Food and Good Housekeeping, my brothers PC Gamer, my younger brother's Spongebob Suarepants. I've dipped into Vogue at friends houses and National Geographical at the doctors, other fashion ones at the opticians. But that's not even that many, in the giant world of mags.
I used to get Mizz, which is a teenage girls magazine, and then I got Sugar (a slightly older teenage girls magazine). I currently get the free Duke of Edinburghs magazine that I kinda want to unsubscribe to, because it's a waste of paper, but I don't know how.

Yes, my area of expertise is definitely teen girl magazines. Lots of pictures, fashion, cringes: a simple formula that I'm sure would be easy to re enact to great advantage. Everyone has surely dreamt of their own magazine, and it would be different for everyone - their own little world. Perhaps you could even argue that a blog, similarly to a magazine, is a way of publishing oneself.

But I've gone off on a tangent. When I was younger, a friend and I used to make our own magazine for fun. We'd write articles and cut out pictures from other mags. The first ones we made were called Lipz. Each of the issues had different names like "Flamin' Hot" Lipz and "Peachy Plum" Lipz and we wrote little articlesand stories and made adverts - they were amusing and kinda satirical.Last year me and that friend we doing some reminising and decided to make another magzine - bigger and better (A4) than ever before! It would be called "Plunket Breeze" and would be an alternate, satirical teen girls magazine. "Cos a girl just gotta have something to plunket breeze with". I remember loving the front over - we cut out pictures of lipgloss from loads of other magazines and made this funky colourful mess on the front.


There are articles such as "10 ways to get Beaten up in Britain" and really outlandish embarassing moments and a quiz entitled "How Close are you and your Best Mate?" where questions go like

"2. The reason you spend all day at her house is:
-U've got no other friends
-Her mum is so beautiful *sigh*
-It makes you realise how much nicer your house is
-Find a nu best mate"

"8. Your best mate stood you up, what do you do?
-Find a nu best mate"
Good times, good times.
Actually I just read the magazine again - it's hilarious - way better than any actual published magazine.

Well anyway, magazines are pretty great. I know in America the subscriptions are ridiculously cheap - when I bought a copy of seventeen when on holiday this year I remember it being something like $10 for one year. Shocking no? You could pay a good £15 easily for a 12 months subscription in the UK. Lap it up, you lucky guys.
So enjoy your magazines, in their different shapes and, their different minds and prices. Don't cheer yourself up with a book - roll over the floor reading a funny mag instead!

17 comments:

kaylee said...

I love magazines now i want to go make a magazine LOL! You guys are good artists!

Tori_z said...

Subscription prices are like that with braille magazines. It costs me £5 a year for the magazine I get in braille, but costs Kelly £13 per month for his magazine.

ChicagoLady said...

I was never into the girly magazines, with clothes and makeup. The only magazines I read these days are ones that full of important articles so I can be well informed.

Intense Guy said...

I just like looking at the pictures... I get an airplane magazine, a train magazine, a technology and inventions magazine, and car magazine. Hmm... well, ok, I read the articles too.

Jess said...

Hmm, I think the one fault with girly magazines is that once you have had a year subscription you are so used to the kind of things they'll say it doesn't interest you any more.
And there are few interesting articles. But they are really good in small quantities.

Franco said...

my mom used to subscribe to those but she stoped.
I like to see the pretty pictures and then make collaged out of them.
they're pricy though.
thanks for folowing me dear.
and cograts on you publishment.

Maki said...

Hello:) Thanks so much for stopping by and leaving me the lovely comment! You're so sweet :D
I LOVE LOVE magazines. I subscribe so many of them it's not even funny. LOL..

Interesting post - I will be back again! xoxo

♥ fashion chalet said...

Thanks for the comment, actually it doesn't get too cold here, yet. But I always carry a sweater in my purse (or car) just in case. :)


xo/ fashion chalet

Winnie said...

I've done that before too and made my own magazine as a kid. Fun times!

Punkn said...

I used to subscribe to magazines, but not so much anymore. Too busy to spend time with them. I liked you comparison of blogging to magazines - a way of publishing yourself. You have a good point there.

Dorkys R. said...

Hi Jess! I loved this post. Why? Because I was the exact same way when I was in high school. I made my own magazine complete with a table of contents, letters, horoscope and quizzes! The name? Teen Scene Magazine (lame, I know), but it was so much fun doing it! I even sold copies around school.

I only wish I'd realized then that that's what I was meant to do instead of wasting my time with architorture for 6.5 years. Luckily it all worked out in the end and now I work and write for one :)

Magazines are pretty awesome, I think, lol. Btw, thanks for your comment!

Brooke Hughes said...

I read your column, I ejoyed it, Congrats!

Meme said...

Yes Magazine therapy is the most wonderful thing know to man kind, I have a subscription for Vogue , Allure, and Elle....I'm very bummed the Jane Magazine is no longer in print. I love that magazine, an indie girl's dream...Oh well. love your mag...very cute!

merc3069 said...

Oh Jess--
what would I do without you?! I just got ELLE for the first time in a while (as you know, I am a VOGUE devotee) and am trying to figure out if I like it...

STEFANIE said...

LOL so funny ^-^
I made my own magazine once with a cousin... We didn't even finish the first issue ^-^ It was called ' 4 Youth' Yes, very original, I know. haha :p
Oh and thanks for your comment! I really loved those knits so I HAD to share them with everyone ^-^

Dorkys R. said...

Tag!! You're it ;)

Robyn said...

You wrote me a letter telling me about the magazines you made I think, I seem to remember something about painting your toilet with nail varnish, no?